As pop icon and Grimes & Jones fave Frankie Sandford
gives birth to something called Bridge we remember to remind all of one of the
main risks of shagging with an entry from our new publication the Hemisphere of Liars: childbirth.
Sunday, 20 October 2013
Tuesday, 8 October 2013
Try a little tendrilness
As luxury-seeking, bad back carrying, soft-knobbed fans of
the internet we, Grimes & Jones have this message for all you raging
would-be sperm donators: ‘try a little tenderness’.
In this image from our upcoming book ‘the Hemisphere of
Liars’ we present this eager youth with his hard body just waiting to rub
himself against the world, but in his hauntingly rendered eyes we see the gooey
ghost of love and maybe just a hint of reluctance.
Therein lays the contradiction of being a bloke with a sane mind
and a loving relationship but the unfortunate opportunity to spend a few hours
alone browsing this sort of thing online.
All in all perhaps the best attitude to have is represented
by pornusers forum member turboshaft who had this to say: ‘my fantasies have
never included having a meal, drinks, or both. After all, it's not food that I
lust after... ’
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