The Grimes & Jones Report

Memorable greetings and ay ups,

Here is a pot-bellied roar concerning the latest cultural girths from celebrity fox-hunters Grimes & Jones. These labours include new episodes of the Blue Angel, (the agony aunt all the accidentally pregnants are talking about) and some special short abusotainments entitled ‘Blue Views,’ where the holy one will give his opinions on a variety of important topics.

 Fans and those who have become emotionally dependent on the Blue Angel should also sign up to his Facebook page and Twitter accounts so they can benefit from his daily advice, an example of which follows: ‘Reading newspapers is for puffs’.

Meanwhile in the land of crusty paint Grimes & Jones continue to represent icons and spastics. Look out for our upcoming portrait of psycho killer Raoul Moat, which promises to be an insightful and thoroughly awful experience.

More news soon.

Keep calm and carry knives

Grimes & Jones (art superiors)

Golden Tits & Jack Fuckworth

Through thick brown mud and big boned food we have continued to exist in art, here is a sensibly proportioned round-up of our most recent movements:

Firstly we created a new Paint Superior ‘The Man with the Golden Tits,’ for Kate Wiggs at her Dada night in London, below is a scientific diagram of how the painting may have looked.

In addition to putting golden tits in the capital’s face we participated in the 3^rd annual Bad Art Salon, this time at Wilderness Festival.

WE WON.

Our entry was ‘Jack Fuckworth,’ a knob-out tribute to one of soap’s greatest heroes and an icon of life in the North of England.

Thank you to Paul Kindersley, Ellie Arnold and all of you who organised this year’s salon.

Grimes & Jones: live in London next Monday

‘The Man with the Golden Tits’ is an Olympic-fired dream of physical fitness, sexual power and ultimate henchness. 

A new paintsuperior by Grimes & Jones, this glittering canvas will be painted in London; the home of the 2012 Olympics in a protein fuelled sprint to glory.

Come and work out with us at the Betsey Trotwood, 56 Farringdon Road, London, EC1R 3BL on Monday August 6^th from 20.00pm.