No Armani, No Punani

“No soap, no hope.”
“No splash, no gash.”
“Wash your fingers for de mingers.”
“No Armani, no punani.”
“You touch it, you wash it.”
“No spray, no lay”
“No tissue, no issue.”
“No Davidoff, no suck it off.”

“No wash, no nosh.”
“No gum, no cum.”
“No money, no honeyz.”
“No cologne, go home alone.”
“No Calvin Klein, no 69.”
“No designer, no vagina.”